post mortem exercise . two

god asked if i didn.t want to answer prayers for a day

to watch both the man raping and the woman being raped

to see a father die

to catch someone in the act of lying

to greet the felon at the gates of heaven.

he asked me if i would stop them.

i said i certainly would.

he asked if i would help them.

i said that depends.

he said the interview was over.

and i said ..thank you..

i did.t think that i was qualified

for god.s position anyway