god asked if i didn.t want to answer prayers for a day
to watch both the man raping and the woman being raped
to see a father die
to catch someone in the act of lying
to greet the felon at the gates of heaven.
he asked me if i would stop them.
i said i certainly would.
he asked if i would help them.
i said that depends.
he said the interview was over.
and i said ..thank you..
i did.t think that i was qualified
for god.s position anyway